



It is night-time. I notice that the boys’ bedroom light is on. Again.
I am not pleased.
I go into their room, give Angus the sternest look I can muster and flick the light switch off.
Me: “Don’t turn the light on again, okay Angus? Do you understand?”
Angus: “I think so mummy.”
* * *
In the car. I’m trying to explain to Angus why he is not to push Pete again.
Me: “It is not loving to push other people. And Pete is your brother. So please don’t push him again, okay? Angus?”
Pause.
Angus: “I’m a good pusher, mummy!”
* * *
Several moments later…
Angus: “My favorite toy is a Land Rover.”
* * *
Outside. Somewhere.
Me: “Oh my goodness!”
Angus: “Oh my goodness!”
Me: “Oh. My. Goodness.”
* * *
Lunchtime. I am trying to convince Pete to stop pouring milk all over himself.
Me: “Listen to me Pete!”
Angus: “Listen to me too, Pete!”
Me: “Pete, listen to mummy!”
Angus: “Pete, listen to Angus!”
* * *
Me: “How did you take off Pete’s sleeping bag?”
Angus: “I undo the button, undo the zip and take it off!”
* * *
Morning. I am still in bed. My blindfolds are still on.
Angus runs in. I feel little hands trying to take my blindfolds off.
Angus: “Mummy, it’s time to wake up because it’s not night time anymore.”
* * *
Me: “Have you done a big poo?”
Angus: “I need to go to daddy.”
Me: “Yes you do. Go now.”
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